herro i like toitles (So my friend wrote a short story and used me as a character)

Text So my friend wrote a short story and used me as a character
ktnotkatie:
Underlined are all the things wrong with this
1. Plain? No.
2. I AM 5’6
3. 116 pounds
4. MY BOOBS ARE NOT BELOW AVERAGE AND MY BUTT IS EXTRAORDINARY
5. MY HAIR IS NOT AWKWARDLY SHORT
6. I AM NOT IN NEED OF ANYTHING
7. Baggy? Really Vinny? That’s you. My style is nicely defined
8. YOU CAN’T BE TALKING ABOUT ME. YOU MEAN YOURSELF VINNY
Revisions are needed
greatest story evah