herro i like toitles

soofyawn:

twinsies~!!1!!

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life. story.

soofyawn:

2006littlelistmaker:

loln

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lizaminnelli:

because blogging is my life

zac efron……….

soofyawn:

Went into public restroom, girl comes into hacking and gagging, she shouts “I’M SICK OF THESE FAKE ASS NIGGAS TAKIN ALL THE TOILET PAPER!”, i promptly left. Also, people in baltimore don’t seem to appreciate when i hold the door open for them EVEN THOUGH i have a broken hand and could easily be rude.

ktnotkatie:

ohhayitsme:

Please get off my dash.

what?

PLEASE DO NOT BE SERIOUS

I JUST DIED A LITTLE.

ktnotkatie:

Underlined are all the things wrong with this

1. Plain? No.
2. I AM 5’6
3. 116 pounds
4. MY BOOBS ARE NOT BELOW AVERAGE AND MY BUTT IS EXTRAORDINARY
5. MY HAIR IS NOT AWKWARDLY SHORT
6. I AM NOT IN NEED OF ANYTHING
7. Baggy? Really Vinny? That’s you. My style is nicely defined
8. YOU CAN’T BE TALKING ABOUT ME. YOU MEAN YOURSELF VINNY

Revisions are needed

greatest story evah

teenexorcist:

weliveourlivesinblack:

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“I only love two of my children.”

I hope the one you don’t love becomes a serial killer.

the SAT one is golden.

“I love the smell of my own poop” Wow..you’re a freak.

imboredyoureamorous:

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